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Even as recounted by an innocent toddler princess, the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal sounds pretty naughty. Even better it's hilarious and ridiculous. We're not quite sure that everything she's saying is true, but she cuts to the heart of the matter -- like kids do.

Hillary Answers the Phone
In the hard-fought battle for the 2008 Democratic nomination, Hillary Clinton was faced with having to win the Ohio and Texas primaries, and the former First Lady pulled out this 'scare 'em where they sleep' commercial. The point was to imply that Barack Obama was inexperienced, though it seems rather odd to set the ad in some random sleeping family's house, and to then cut it to look like a horror movie. It was labeled by some as racist, misleading, stolen and even part of an offensive Clinton trend. Either way, Hill won Ohio, came close in Texas, and continued to fight another day. Did it turn the tide? We shall see.
Electoral College Says: The music from 'Patton' is a bit much, isn't it?

A Republican state legislator named Sally Kern from Oklahoma has come under considerable pressure after some ill-advised, hyperbolic and dare we say inaccurate statements about the threat posed by the apocalyptic scourge of ... homosexuality. Leave it to Ellen to puncture the comments with a mix of seriousness, grace and humor. Watch as she calls to try to talk to the representative, who by the way says she isn't sorry and that she has received death threats because of the comments (though this is apparently a questionable claim). Oh, and she actually has a gay son herself. Bet he feels great about himself.

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A South Carolina news crew reporting on a murder investigation were attacked by four people as they worked on the story across from the victim's house. The four people - three women and a man, all white and reportedly connected to the murder suspect - punched and tackled the black female reporter (Charmayne Brown, a 12 year veteran) while yelling racial abuse at her and her cameraman. Watch a report about the incident, and you can also see raw footage of the incident HERE. A white television crew was also there, and they were not attacked. Brown was not seriously injured.

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The answer is Hillary (of course!). First Sarah Silverman was f*cking Matt Damon, then there was word that Jimmy Kimmel was soon going to be f*cking Ben Affleck. Now, we have Hillary f*cking Bill Clinton. It seems everybody is f*cking someone nowadays, doesn't it? Anyway, this video doesn't make as much sense since the Clintons are married, but the imitations are right on. Bill's guitar solo and Hillary's cackle at the end are particularly funny.