Video Blog: Our Hot List of Viral Web Video

Cops Ram Suspect
Here you will see a police cruiser chasing a suspect, who is running down the middle of the road. They proceed to plow into the guy at a high rate of speed, pitching him into into some grass next to the road. And though don't hear it here, the driver, Lance Cpl. Steven C. Garren, was apparently caught on another tape saying "Yeah, I hit him. I was trying to hit him," to another trooper.

Here's a little tip for anyone anywhere (or everyone everywhere): don't push the button marked 'FIRE' unless, you know, there's a fire. You're liable to bring down a holy heck of a white chemical shower on your head, which is definitely going to be embarrassing -- especially if it gets caught on tape. Ouch!

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DWI Suspect Hits Police Car
Here's a good idea: no matter how drunk you are or are not: try to avoid smashing into the back of a parked police car. This shocking accident reportedly happened a couple of days ago.
Our Question: Is it too late to walk the line at that point?

A surveillance camera at a car wash caught a Florida woman disciplining her 2-year-old daughter by power-washing her with a high-pressure hose at a car wash a few weeks ago. In this disturbing footage, you can see the tot trying to run away, but the mom pins her to the wall and keeps spraying her. Although the woman claimed she didn't use the high-pressure feature on the hose, this is obviously still awful. She was arrested over the weekend and released on bail. Read about her side of the story here.

As if 'Crank That' hadn't claimed enough lives, this poor girl, who appears to be in a Soulja Boy Dance-Off of some kind, takes a nasty-looking fall off the stage - just as she looks to be getting her groove on. This could be the most horrific of the many, many Soulja Boy videos out there, though the grannies and prisoners do come close. Our favorite by far is sexy starlet Natalie Portman doing it on MTV. In high heels no less.


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