A song with a line like 'we are tight like OJ's gloves' is bound to be both sweet and, uh, offbeat, and that perfectly describes this little ditty. We most appreciated the animation, using those nasty little Valentine's Day hearts. But we imagine half of you will be bewildered or offended by this, while the other half of you will love it immensely. Which side are you on? Either way, Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.